quack quack

little duckie came in a box with these instructions:

 

1.water a little

2. water more

3. water even more

4. grass will magically grow

err. no.

it says in pictorial form:

1. pour in sand.

2. pour in seeds.

3. water it.

4. grass hair will grow and you will be happy as a cracked egg with grass growing out of its head.

HOWEVER...nothing grew!

i watered.

and waited.

watered.

and waited some more.
oh, dear...did i put in too much water?

and then today i sorta...mutilated the poor fellow. while i was inspecting it, one of his feet fell off!

the horror.

damn you cheap made in china product. 

as i was fixing that bit, the other foot plopped off too.

err.

ze pet is now disabled.

hee. kinda looks like he peed too, eh? the water keeps leaking out..of his legs' inlet.

-______-

this is way more trouble than i anticipated.

but look! look! look!

the joy of seeing those tiny green sprouts! (way at the back).

=)